Congratulations to the boys making number two!

1. Andres Velencoso Segura (new entry)

Kylie’s new piece. CoL cannot fault her taste in beaus. Minogue has an eye.

2. The new boys in E4’s Skins (new entry)

Their names are Freddie, Geeky and Cheeky (roughly). CoL calculates that the average 16-and-a-bit-year-old becomes too old for Skins during the lifespan of a single series; which made us too old for it before the current cast was born. This is not preventing us from fancying F,G & C. Is that so wrong? (Well – yes, clearly.)

3. Philip Seymour Hoffman (up)

In Doubt. Phwoar. Will you look at the talent on that man?

4. January Jones (Mad Men) & Jameela Jamil (Channel 4) (up)

All CoL’s sexy girl fancies for Feb ‘09 have names that alliterate the letter ‘J’.

5. Boris Johnson (new entry)

CoL met him, and he made us laugh. We don’t approve of him, but lust and politics are not the same thing at all…

6. Michael Pitt (new entry)

In the YSL advert. File under the sub-category marked: Damaged Beauty.

7. Eddie Izzard (static)

This issue’s Just Because.

8. Seth Rogen (up)

Former Fottie (Fat-Hottie), now slenderised by a superhero movie role. No matter. He works either way for CoL. We’re modern.

9. Mad Men series 2 (new entry)

It’s not just January Jones (see 4). CoL fancies the whole damn programme. The men, women, frocks, suits, theme tune and dialogue… We swoon.

10. Jeremy Edwards (down)

Dancing On Ice reminded CoL that we adored JE (and his mate Finn) back when they starred in the early days of Hollyoaks.

 

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